Let's Troll

Let's Troll

One command. One menu. Everything else is chaos.

No wiki to memorize, no thirty subcommands to type. /troll opens a menu, you click a player, you pick a prank. That's the whole learning curve.

Runs on Paper and Fabric from the same codebase.

What's inside

👻 Ghost mode

Vanish properly, not halfway. You're gone from the tab list, from /list, from the server ping, your chat and death messages disappear, mobs forget you exist, and you take no damage. Sprint while flying and you slip straight through walls.

🎭 Fake players

Drop a nameless copy of someone right in front of them. They see it. Nobody else does. Any skin you want — a nickname, a profile link, a texture hash. Set the lifetime to a second and a half and it becomes a jumpscare.

⛓️ Chained together

Link two players and watch the friendship end. They share one inventory, one health bar, one hunger bar — and one death. Between them hangs a real chain, built from actual chain blocks that sag when they're close and snap taut when they pull apart.

Pick how the leash behaves:

Momentum carries through the chain, so a sprinting player genuinely drags the other one along.

🎲 26 automatic events

Turn it on and the server starts trolling itself. Every few minutes a countdown hits the screen, a slot-machine roll spins through the possibilities, and one lands:

Jumpscare · fake lag · fake creeper · fall to bedrock · chunk wipe · inventory scramble · inventory swap · player swap · random teleport · gather everyone · scatter everyone · launch up · freeze · spin · glowing · anonymous · speed chaos · storm and night · mob crowd · real explosion · firework show · item rain · free gift · full heal · fake chat · random effects

A boss bar counts down to the next one — for everyone, for admins only, or not at all. Anyone with letstroll.immune never gets picked.

📡 Fake lag

Rubberband someone at ten levels of severity and put a matching fake ping in the tab list, so it looks exactly like their connection is dying. Works with PlaceholderAPI, so %player_ping% lies too.

🎯 Item bindings

Bind any prank to the item in your hand. Right-click a player with it and it fires. No menu, no command — just walk up and ruin someone's day.

🫥 Stay invisible

Three levels of hiding, because half the fun is nobody knowing where it came from:

• Filter /plugins and /version for anyone without admin
• Strip the commands out of tab completion
• Or drop the plugin from the server's plugin list entirely, so it isn't there at all

Commands

Every permission defaults to operators. Nothing is exposed to normal players unless you say so.

Making it yours

One config.yml, not a folder full of them. Every icon in the menu is swappable through heads.yml — texture hashes, base64 values, plain items or someone's actual skin. Chain length, link block, sag, thickness, event interval, lag strength, ghost behaviour: all of it is a config key or a click in the settings menu.

PlaceholderAPI is supported throughout, so placeholders resolve inside menus and messages.

Requirements

• Minecraft 1.21.11
• Java 21
• Paper (or a fork) — or Fabric with Fabric API
• PlaceholderAPI optional

Use it on people who'll laugh about it afterwards.